Majestic Derp

jolivet: EVERYONE! you need to come sign this petition! IT’S...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:52:54 -0400

EVERYONE! you need to come sign this petition!

IT’S SUNDAY.

TUMBLR COULD BE SOLD BY MONDAY.

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO LENGTHEN THE GOAL TO 10.000 signatures.

REBLOG, TWEET, EMAIL, & FACEBOOK THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS!

Heaven is empty. All the angels are here.

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:14 -0400

Heaven is empty. All the angels are here.

the-science-llama: Reflection and Emission Nebulas— Rho...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:05:32 -0400

the-science-llama:

Reflection and Emission Nebulas
— Rho Ophiuchi Cloud Complex

Credit: Gerald Rhemann // Astrostudio

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Fri, 17 May 2013 16:05:16 -0400

stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:03:36 -0400

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

out-of-time-and-space: THEY ARE TRANSPARENT A;SLDKJF

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:18:39 -0400

out-of-time-and-space:

THEY ARE TRANSPARENT A;SLDKJF

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: oh my God some kid from my old high school...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:15:44 -0400

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

oh my God some kid from my old high school just took a cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence to prom i’m dying

thefrogman: Question Friday starring John Green [video]

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:13:52 -0400

thefrogman:

Question Friday starring John Green [video]

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Wed, 15 May 2013 10:13:00 -0400

Ezekiel 23:19-20 “Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:32:48 -0400

Ezekiel 23:19-20

“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

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Mon, 13 May 2013 12:36:41 -0400

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: does any1 remember the replacements i do

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:34:05 -0400

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

i do

troyesivan: STILL TRUE

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:32:55 -0400

troyesivan:

STILL TRUE

teamponytail: luciawestwick: Just Robert Downey Jr driving his...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:32:04 -0400

teamponytail:

luciawestwick:

Just Robert Downey Jr driving his Iron man in the sky.

I tried to scroll past, I really did.

“And now I can’t tell you how proud I am that forever the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:25:12 -0400

“And now I can’t tell you how proud I am that forever the character of Patrick is Ezra Miller, and Sam is Emma Watson, and Charlie is Logan Lerman, forever. It’s the greatest thing in the world.” -Stephen Chbosky

vgkait: It is the start of the year 2000, and something is...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:23:03 -0400

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 12:17:10 -0400

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Fri, 10 May 2013 16:07:07 -0400

Do we really need to explain?

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:21:00 -0400

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Wed, 08 May 2013 14:28:03 -0400