EVERYONE! you need to come sign this petition!
TUMBLR COULD BE SOLD BY MONDAY.
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO LENGTHEN THE GOAL TO 10.000 signatures.
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Heaven is empty. All the angels are here.
(Source: artsyunderstudy, via luvemishacollins)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
oh my God some kid from my old high school just took a cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence to prom i’m dying
(Source: thats-so-raven, via holdingoutforaher0)
“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”